So it has occurred to me that there are no pictures of Josh and I together on my computer. How did I come to this realization? Facebook. Yes I have Facebook to thank for calling my attention to this HUGE problem in our relationship!
I mean if we don't have any pictures together does that mean that secretly we don't like each other?
Does it mean we are headed for Splitsville (wherever that is)?
Will my children and grandchildren wonder, after we are dead and gone, if we had "problems"?
Has having three children pushed us further apart????
Well if we had some paparazzi following us around wanting to know our every move I am sure that we would be headed for divorce court. But last time I checked no one wanted to follow around a lady with snot on her shirt from a baby who has kicked off one shoe and sock AGAIN. A lady who is trying not to get stabbed or shot while her two older boys play Star Wars in the the aisle of the pharmacy.
But back to the picture issue....
There are no pictures of us on this computer because one of us is usually taking the picture. And usually it is me. I love my children and think my husband is super talented in so many areas. But ask any of them to take a picture with me in it and they all fail.
Why? Because they have that boy gene in them. the one that doesn't notice if my hair is looking fat that day or if the circles under my eyes are so dark they make me look like I am ready to go pitch a few innings for a Major League game. The boy gene doesn't notice if mom's lipstick is the wrong color to be wearing with the shirts the boys have on. Ugh...the boy gene!
But maybe I should let go a little of the girl gene and have a few shots taken with my guys. Then the paparazzi won't have anything to write about. :)
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